05 DID YOU KNOW

Here is a list of all the reptilians that we’re pretty sure are, or were, actually reptilians:
Taylor Swift
90% of U.S. Congress
Queen Elizabeth
Newt Gingrich
1.6 of the Kardashians
Ronan Farrow
Mark Ruffalo
Anderson Cooper
Tony Romo
Scott Disick
Lady Gaga
Marco Rubio
6-10 Mormons
Jessica Simpson
Angelina Jolie
George W. Bush
Salvador Dali
That weird guy 3 doors down
Dave Chapelle
Lupita Nyong’o
Tom Daly
Jeremy Clarkson
10% of scientologists

Reptilians are at war with whatever creature hairless cats actually are. Humans are just a lesser species that both sides manipulate to try try and gain the upperhand. The war with the creatures-that-are-not-actually-hairless-cats has been going on at least since 1843.